agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

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magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

magicalmrtaco:

awwww-cute:

I was just joking with him, but the look he gave me was complete betrayal

Oh my god the face

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jaclcfrost:

becoming attached to characters that you know are gonna die more like i didn’t sign up for this. i mean. i did sign up for it. i just didn’t read the fine print. i mean. i did read the fine print. but i still signed it. why did i sign it

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romanovia:

fun date idea:

take me to comic con

drop me off

leave

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egberts:

do you ever like become hyper aware that your name is your name and it just feels really surreal when anyone says it, and it’s weird because that’s you! you have a name. usually your name is just sort of invisible but then you realize it’s a thing that exists and proves you exist it just feels so fucking unreal

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godblesstyleroakley:

2srooky:

andystjohn:

'girlfriend' by avril lavigne came out seven years ago

hey hey
you you
i don’t like your fun fact

No way
No way
I think you need to stop that

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mabapo:

when u go to a restaraunt regularly and order the same thing every time

image

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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The Ladies of Doctor Who

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clarinetplayr:

sassygayklavierspieler:

Cute music terms to name your children:

  • Viola
  • Harmony
  • Melody
  • Cadence
  • Carol
  • Hymn
  • Celeste
  • Clef
  • Agitato
  • Oboe Player
  • F Sharp
  • Barbaro
  • Plagal
  • Smorzando
  • ii♭ 6-4
  • Canon in inversion and augmentation

-Arpeggio
-Buzz
-Timpani
-Triad
-Pizzicato
-Tonic
-Chorale
-Boucle
-Valve Oil
-Turn
-Reed
-Tenuto
-Bell
-Jembe
-Cork Grease
-Tone Hole
-Pad Leak
-Spit Valve

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